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Quotes
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Claire : [seeing Lorne] You... you're... here for the children's reading program.
Lorne : Yes. Yes, I am.
Claire : It's not until tomorrow morning.
Lorne : I know. I never perform without checking out the space first. Get a feel for the room.
Claire : Oh! Well, the kids will flip over your costume. It looks so authentic.
Lorne : Thank you.
Claire : Ah, except for the horns. But those are probably hard to fake.
Lorne : If you only knew.
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Lorne : [to Landok] Landok, is that you?
Angel : [to Lorne] You know him?
Lorne : Yeah. But just because I know his name, it doesn't mean you can't knock him unconcious. Please continue.
Landok : Can it really be you? Krevlornswath of the Deathwok Clan.
Lorne : It's clearly rabid. Do your thing, Angel.
Angel : Krevlornswath?
Cordelia Chase : Of the Deathwok Clan?
Lorne : I prefer Lorne.
Angel : Lorne?
Lorne : Yes. Lorne, if you must. Though I generally don't go by that because... green.
Cordelia Chase : Huh?
Angel : Right! Lorne Greene!
[Cordelia and Wesley look puzzled]
Angel : "Bonanza"!
[Cordelia and Wesley still look puzzled]
Angel : Fifteen years on the air not mean anything to anyone here?
[Cordelia and Wesley continue to look puzzled]
Angel : Okay, now I feel old.
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[last lines]
Lorne : What say we all forget this ever happened?
Angel : I'm down with that. Wesley?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Fine with me. Cordy? Cordy?
Angel : Cordy!
Cordelia Chase : [cut to Cordelia, who is realizing she's not in the Karaoke Bar anymore] Oh, crap!
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Lorne : Are you gonna help me, or do I have to break out my champion rolodex?
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Lorne : Call me crazy, but I'm getting the weirdest sense of déjà vu, here. How come every time you and me hit the big city, we end up in a library? Snoresville. Next time why don't we do something fun?
Angel : Like what?
Lorne : Elton's in town next month. What do you say? You, me, back row seats?
Angel : I don't do big and crowded.
Lorne : Mr. Elton John hits the first few keys of "Yellow Brick Road", I defy you not to feel like the only other person in the room.
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Lorne : Everybody on board. Guilt trip leaving this station.
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Lorne : Angel, Cordelia, Wesley... Everybody, this is Landok.
Landok : Landokmar of the Deathwok Clan.
Cordelia Chase : There's that Deathwok Clan thing again. Does that mean that the two of you are...?
Lorne : [cuts off Cordelia] Cousins.
Angel : Your cousin?