Angel (TV Series)

Carpe Noctem (2001)

David Boreanaz: Angel, Marcus Roscoe

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Quotes 

• Angel : [to Fred]  You may not know this, Fred, but certain friends and coworkers have been known to accuse me of being the quiet, stay at home, sulky one.

• Cordelia Chase : [about Fred]  She's got the big puppy love. I mean, who wouldn't? You're handsome, and brave, and heroic, emotionally stunted, erratic, prone to turning evil and, lets face it, a eunuch.

  Angel : Hey, how can you... I'm not a eunuch.

  Cordelia Chase : Angel, it's just a figure of speech.

  Angel : Find a better one.

• Angel : [as Marcus]  A talk with Fred?

  Cordelia Chase : Yes! Just keep it simple. One: you're not like other men. Two: there's no room in the workplace for romance.

  Angel : Romance with Fred. So I'm a...

  [Looks down at his clothes] 

  Angel : Obviously.

• Angel : [as Marcus]  Hey. How're you doing?

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Alright. Well... you?

  Angel : [as Marcus]  So, we gotta talk. The thing is, I've got nothing against you personally. It's just...

  [Wes looks at him] 

  Angel : ...Oh, this is gonna be harder than I-I thought. I just don't know how to spit this out.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Angel. Whatever it is, you know I'm here for you.

  [Wes goes to touch Angel's knee] 

  Angel : [as Marcus gets out of the chair before Wesley touches him]  Yeah. That may be the problem. I mean, whatever we... had... whatever we... did. I just think that we should keep that... behind us. Start from scratch. You know, two men working side by side. But, you know, none of that funny stuff.

  [Wesley looks at Angel oddly] 

  Angel : Shake on that?

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : I guess.

  [Wesley takes Angel's hand, who gives it a hearty shake, then pulls Wesley into a hug.] 

  Angel : [as Marcus]  Hey, all right. Gimme a hug.

  Cordelia Chase : Wesley, food's here.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Okay.

  Angel : [as Marcus]  Wesley?

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Yes?

  Angel : [as Marcus]  Do you know where Fred is?

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Um up in her room I'd expect.

  Angel : [as Marcus]  Her room. Right. Somebody say something about food? I could eat a horse.

• Marcus Rosco : You! You don't deserve that body!

  Angel : Funny. I was gonna say the same thing to you. I'll tell you why you have a weak heart, Marcus. You never use it.

• [repeated line] 

  Angel : [as Marcus to every woman in the episode]  Have I ever told you, you're a very beautiful woman?

• Cordelia Chase : I'll interview the hookers. Are there any men who aren't just dogs?

  Angel : [as Marcus]  Not very many, I'm afraid.

  [to Wesley] 

  Angel : You know a woman is more than a piece of meat. I'm sorry. That's just how I feel.

• Angel : [as Marcus]  Now, what can I do for you?

  Lilah Morgan : Don't go all night stalker on me. I'm here to do you a favor.

• Angel : [as Marcus]  Now what did I do with the darn case file...?

  Cordelia Chase : [quietly]  You gave it to me yesterday.

  Angel : [as Marcus]  Ha, must be getting old.

• Cordelia Chase : [after watching Angel eat a burrito]  Um... why are you eating?

  Angel : [as Marcus]  'Cause I'm hungry.