- [the gang is besieged and gets ready for the fight]
- Charles Gunn: What are you doing?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Trying to imagine myself as John Wayne in "Rio Bravo". You?
- Charles Gunn: Austin Stoker, "Assault on Precinct Thirteen".
- Cordelia Chase: If we live through this, trade in the D.V.D. players and get a life.
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: Were you able to sleep, Lorne, or did you still hear that humming?
- Lorne: Oh, I got some earplugs. Put 'em in and slept like a baby. Cried and wet the bed all night.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [surveying some of the damage in the hotel lobby] Not to mention some bastard's blown a gaping hole in the lift.
- Angel: Sorry, my bastard.
- [first lines]
- Cordelia Chase: [to Angel, Wesley, Fred and Gunn] We'll need to make some little changes for safety. Covers for the outlets, kid proof the locks on the weapons cabinet... Right after we gut and remodel the entire hotel.
- Angel: I'm his only family. My job now is to be everything for him.
- Cordelia Chase: Really? Okay. Follow me. Come on.
- [takes Angel outside]
- Angel: Where are we going?
- Cordelia Chase: Come on.
- Angel: Cordelia...
- Cordelia Chase: We're going outside, where your son's gonna wanna go play, where you'll have to rush him to the hospital if he gets sick in the daytime. But I see your point. You can't go outside in the day like other parents because - you're a vampire. And even if you weren't, you can't do everything for him.
- Angel: [puts his arm into the sunlight and it starts to burn] If he has to get to the hospital at noon on the sunniest day of the year, he'll get there - even if I don't.
- Cordelia Chase: [to Angel] You don't have a woman's touch, whatever your taste in clothing may indicate.
- Justine Cooper: [to Holtz] What are we talking about? Some kind of Karate Kid, Mr. Miyagi groove thing? Wax on, wax off.
- Daniel Holtz: You'll find your references to modern popular culture will tend to be lost on me.
- Justine Cooper: What a shocker.
- Angel: [to Connor] We'll get through this, I promise. The vampire/demon/biker posse, that's the easy part.
- [the Hum-vee following rams his car from behind]
- Angel: The part that scares me - are all the questions, you know: Why is the sky blue? Why do people get sick? Why is there always pigs' blood in the fridge? I don't have all the answers. Well, I do to that last one.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [to Angel] Did you know these diapers are lined with a space-age material originally designed for N.A.S.A. astronauts? - Interesting. Though now I'm picturing grown men wearing nappies, and am rather disturbed.
- Lorne: [to Angel about Connor] He doesn't like Smokey Robinson and the Miracles? I thought you said this kid had a soul.
- Lorne: [to Angel, Wesley, Gunn, Cordelia and Fred] Oh, just listening to those Furies gives me whiplash! Thank god they finally left. My head was about to pop off, which, granted, not that big a deal.
- [last lines]
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: Not to be negative or anything, but we're okay, right? Nobody else is coming after Connor or us?
- Angel: No, we're safe for the time being. Let's go home.
- [to Gunn]
- Angel: Nice stroller.
- Charles Gunn: Thank you.
- Cordelia Chase: [to Angel after reading a book on baby health care] Ooh, are you going to circumcise?
- Linwood Murrow: [to Gavin and Lilah] I like kids. The Senior Partners took mine before I really got to know them.
- Lilah Morgan: [to Linwood about Darla] Dusted during childbirth is more like it. According to our sources she staked herself, leaving the baby alive and kicking but never actually born.
- Cordelia Chase: [to Angel] So, you're just gonna leave? Run away?
- Charles Gunn: Why not? It's what hes good at. You sure you don't wanna fire us first, a little icing on the cake, while you leave us here to do the fighting?
- Gavin Park: Is Lilah worried we're gonna hurt the itty bitty baby?
- Lilah Morgan: No. I'm worried you'll kill him before we have a chance to cut him open while he's still breathing and find out how the hell he's alive in the first place.