Angel (TV Series)

Guise Will Be Guise (2000)

Art LaFleur: T'ish Magev

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• T'ish Magev : Vampire living in a city known for its sun, driving a convertible. Why do you hate yourself?

  Angel : I don't. I got a deal.

  T'ish Magev : You got a deal? Why not a personalized license plate that says, "irony"?

  Angel : Top goes up.

• T'ish Magev : You're deeply ambivalent.

  Angel : Yeah, well, I am and I'm not.

• T'ish Magev : [to Angel]  How many warriors slated for the coming apocalypse do you think are gonna be using that hair gel? Don't get me wrong. You're out there, fighting ultimate evil; you're going to want something with hold. But how do you expect to triumph over the soldiers of darkness when you're still fighting yourself?

• T'ish Magev : Right. So here's what you do. You go out, and find yourself some small, blonde thing. You bed her, you love her, you treat her like crap, you break her heart. You and your inner demon will thank me. I promise.

  Angel : Um...

• T'ish Magev : [after being caught in the lip by a fishing hook by Angel]  What are you doing?

  Angel : [vamped out]  Getting in touch with my inner demon.

• T'ish Magev : What kind of mileage do you get with that thing?

  Angel : I don't know. Twelve in the city, maybe.

  T'ish Magev : Gas hog. Still, probably a chick magnet, right?

• T'ish Magev : Morning, traveller. Do you seek enlightenment?

  Charles Gunn : I seek Angel. He with you?

  T'ish Magev : Well, he was until the sun came up and then... you see that pile of dust over there?