Angel (TV Series)
Heartthrob (2001)
J. August Richards: Charles Gunn
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Cordelia : I understand people who drink too much. I understand people who put a little note on the parking meter that says it's broken when it's not. I don't understand people who worship demons.
Charles Gunn : Yeah, especially a Lurite demon. The stink on that thing. You're a prince of the underworld, bro, take a Jacuzzi once in a while
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : It's sad. The only way some people can find a purpose in life is by becoming obsessed with demons.
[Cordelia yarns]
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : By the way, Gunn, technically that wasn't a Lurite, it was a Murite. A subspecies of the Lurite. The male sports a small telltale fin just behind the third shoulder.
Charles Gunn : So glad to know we're not the sad people obsessed with demons.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Well, we have to be a little obsessed, we're detectives who specialize in these things.
Cordelia : But... we're not sad.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : No. No, we're a happy and rambunctious lot if I ever saw one.
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Cordelia : [about Angel] As soon as he works through his grief a little.
Charles Gunn : A little? Buff...
Cordelia : Don't say the "B" word!
Charles Gunn : The "B" word was the love of his life. And he's what, two hundred and fifty? That ain't no short life. This grief-work's gonna take more than a vacation in Sri Lanka.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : It isn't a vacation, it's a spiritual retreat at a monastery.
Charles Gunn : Hmm. Angel and a buncha monks in the middle of nowhere. There's a party. He shoulda got hammered and gone to Vegas like I told him.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : He doesn't need a lap dance, he needs some peace and quiet to work through this.
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Cordelia : You guys amaze me. You'll fight hell beasts but you're scared of rats.
Charles Gunn : Man, I hate rats. Their little beady eyes.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : And their beady teeth.
Charles Gunn : And their little tails all...
[makes whooshing noises, wiggles his butt]
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Charles Gunn : I realize we sacrifice a great deal of our social lives, but we have to. Work demands it.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : True. I mean who's got time for love when you're out there doing it with the demons? Didn't that come out sad and wrong?
Cordelia : Yeah.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : I need to get out more. Speaking of, did anyone talk to Fred, lately?
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [about Pylea] Fred was there five years. She was a slave, a runaway. They nearly chopped her head off. All those years she spent hiding out alone in that cave.
Charles Gunn : She survived. Girl's strong.
Cordelia : Girl's trading one cave for another. How strong is that?