Angel (TV Series)
Spin the Bottle (2002)
J. August Richards: Charles Gunn
Quotes
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Gunn : What happened to you, man?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : I had my throat cut and all my friends abandoned me.
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : The cross obviously doesn't affect me, or our friend the pugilist.
Gunn : Oh, your ass better pray I don't look that word up.
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : So who are you?
Gunn : I'm the guy that's gonna be kickin' a whole mess of ass somebody don't tell me what's goin' on.
Cordelia : What do they call you for short?
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Angel : Mad. You're all mad. These clothes. Your speech. This place. What land is this?
Gunn : What land is it supposed to be?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [to Angel] Yes, where do you hail from, friend?
Angel : [Angerly] I'm not your friend, you English pig! We never wanted you in Ireland. We don't want you now.
Gunn : You Irish?
Cordelia : You don't sound Irish?
Angel : For most certain, I sound exactly-
[releasing he doesn't have an Irish accent, puts his hand to his throat in panic]
Angel : Something is wrong with my voice!
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Gunn : Don't be giving me orders. I run my own crew.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : I'm sure your seafaring adventures are very interesting, but I have experience of things you couldn't imagine.
[Proudly]
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : I'm not head boy for nothing.
Gunn : You 'bout to be headless boy, you don't get out my face!
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [Overly dramatic] All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you that however...
Gunn : [interrupting] Vampires are real.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [Whining] I was telling!
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Fred : [after Angel leaves the hotel] Do you think Liam's okay out there?
Gunn : If something's eating him, at least he ain't as bored as me.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Joke all you like. Liam, right now, may be facing horrors he's never even imagined
[Angel runs out to the street through the garden. When he reaches the street, he stares in horror at cars zooming by on the road. Terrified by the alien sight, he runs back to the hotel]
Angel : [Running in the hotel and slamming the doors shut] Demons!
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Really?
[to Gunn]
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Told you.
[to Angel]
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : How many?
Angel : [Still terrified by the sight of cars] Hundreds. Screaming.
Fred : [Concerned] Will they try to get in?
Angel : Don't think they saw me.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : What type of demons, would you say?
Angel : Shiny.
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Cordelia : I suggest we gather some cops.
Gunn : Yo... I don't want no heat near me.
Fred : I don't think we should call the police anyhow. I mean, they're probably involved.
Gunn : In what?
Fred : Don't y'all think this is some kind of government conspiracy? 'Cause my friend, Levon, says the government's always taking kids and experimentin' on 'em. Did anybody else have to take a personality disorder test recently? They ask you about politics and your bowel movements and if you want to be a florist...
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Angel : [Walking toward the door] There's nothing here. This place is evil, and I think that I should leave now 'cause of evil.
Angel : [Runs after Angel] Don't be a fool!
Angel : Good luck, all.
[leaves through front door]
Gunn : [Sarcastically, to Wesley; who previously stated that all the hotel doors must be bolted shut] So, we're all locked in, huh?
