Angel (TV Series)

The Bachelor Party (1999)

Chris Tallman: Nick

Quotes 

• Uncle John : Rick, what's this?

  Rick : You said get a utensil...

  Uncle John : This is a shrimp fork. He's gonna eat the guy's brains with a shrimp fork?

  Rick : Well pardon me if our ancient ancestor didn't leave behind any former-husband-brain-eating-forks!

  Uncle John : Get a soup spoon, you moron.

• Richard Straley : You're not trying to back out, are you? Not after you gave your blessing.

  Allen Francis Doyle : Yeah, yeah. I take it back!

  Richard Straley : [Upset]  Oh. - Well. - I see. - Now I'm not so sure I even *want* to eat your brains!

  Rick : Don't be petulant, Richard. You'll eat his brains. He can't take back a blessing. Now, apologize to your friend.

  Richard Straley : He's right. That was rude. I'd be honored to eat your brains.

• Uncle John : First, we greet the man of the hour. Then we drink. We bring out the food. Then we drink. Then we bring out the strippers. Darts... then we have the ritual eating of the first husband's brains, and then charades.

  Ben : [stunned]  Wait, what was that?

  [Dramatic pause] 

  Ben : Charades?

  Rick : Yeah, I don't know about that.