Angel (TV Series)

You're Welcome (2004)

Andy Hallett: Lorne

Quotes 

• Lorne the Host : Hey, listen, crumbcake. When you're ready to splash back into that acting pool, just say the word. I'll have you lunching with Colin Farrell like that.

  Cordelia : Who's Colin Farrell?

• Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Sprinkle ingredients with the arterial blood of an unclean... a demon.

  Lorne the Host : Heh, we're unclean. Like you're april-fres...

  [Suddenly pauses, looking concerned] 

  Lorne the Host : You sure that thing said arterial blood?

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Sorry.

  Lorne the Host : Why don't they ever need the urine of an unclean. I've got plenty of unclean urine.

  [Lorne laughs weakly while Gunn pulls out a knife] 

  Lorne the Host : Look, uh, I think I'm making some right now.