Chris Mulkey: Colliar Sims

Quotes 

• Mary Elizabeth : Colliar, do you ever that maybe we're doing something wrong here?

  Colliar Sims : Now don't go there.

  Mary Elizabeth : No no, really, think about it. The FBI has been on our front lawn all night, my parents have opened a home for wayward Hitlers, our credit cards are maxed out, we have no money coming in, our whole life is a MESS!

  Colliar Sims : Too bad Jim didn't burn down the house, we could've collected on the insurance.

  Mary Elizabeth : Got a match?

• Mary Elizabeth : [Jimmy's in the hospital]  They'd tell us if he was dead, wouldn't they?

  Colliar Sims : [takes coffee from her]  Is this decaf?

  Mary Elizabeth : Once when I was 6 he took me to the circus. I loved it: clowns, elephants, acrobats. And then the monkeys came out. He said they were unshaved niggers. I despise him. I wish he needed my kidney or my blood or something so I could just LAUGH in his face!

• Colliar Sims : Mary Elizabeth, calm down!

  Mary Elizabeth : I have SIX FBI AGENTS on my front yard, I don't want to calm down!

• Colliar Sims : Did you get any sleep? Man I feel like I got hit by a truck.

  Mary Elizabeth : Yeah I got about a half hour, the whole time I dreamt you joined the Klan, white sheets and all.

  Colliar Sims : Nice.

  [gets his breakfast] 

  Colliar Sims : One egg?

  Mary Elizabeth : Chickens are having a cash flow problem, remember?

• Kelly Sims : I'm still kind of creeped out. I just, it makes me so mad, I want to do something, I hate people who think like that.

  Mary Elizabeth : Let's see, you hate people who hate, there's something not quite right with that picture.

  Colliar Sims : Did you get any sleep?

  Kelly Sims : I kept seeing that stuff Davis found on the internet last night. Talk about hate!

  Mary Elizabeth : What kind of stuff?

  Kelly Sims : He got on your uncle Jimmy's website. It was disgusting, Mom.