- Kenny Harris: [reading legend on tombstone] Remember friends as you pass by, as you are now so once was I. Remember in life that you must die. Yuck!
- Cissy Vernon: Go find your own grave!
- Kenny Harris: Sorry! Didn't see a name on it!
- Cissy Vernon: [Mysteriously] Well look a little closer next time...
- Kenny Harris: [the crotch of Kenny's pants is caught on the iron spike of the cemetery gates] Jack! It's onto mah pants!
- Kenny Harris: I wish mom never went back to school! Then we wouldn't have moved, and we'd still be with our old friends!
- Jack Harris: Mom had to do A LOT to get us outta that old neighborhood! Don't EVER wish we were back there in front of her!