- Kiki: So who's this mystery guy we've been hearing about?
- Betty Ann: [helps the person up] Guys - my friend Sam.
- [takes the bag off HER head]
- Tucker: [grinning in amazement] Your guy's a girl!
- Kiki: "Sam"?
- Sam: It's Samantha. My friends call me Sam.
- Frank: [comes over] Yo, Sam, I'm Frank, and I think you're the hottest thing around this campfire.
- Sam: Thanks. *You* can call me Samantha.
- [takes the hands he holds out to shake and squeezes them painfully]
- Frank: Ow, ow! Mercy, mercy!
- Tucker: [laughing] The babe's got bite!
- [Kelly holds up a vest with Sarah's medals pinned to it]
- Kelly: Is she like, too perfect or what? Here's the one she got for jumping out of an airplane and living! Oh and here's the one she got for cleaning up all the pollution in the whole world! He's the one she got for never doing anything wrong, ever... of course, everybody gets that one.