- Bridal Doll Customer: I'd like to buy a bridal doll for my little girl.
- Mrs. Slocombe: Certainly, madam. Brides, Miss Brahms. Will it be a registry office or a church wedding?
- Bridal Doll Customer: Church, I think.
- Mrs. Slocombe: Oh, you're so wise, madam. It's so much more romantic, isn't it? Now, this one retails for 20.50.
- Bridal Doll Customer: Oh, it's a lot, isn't it?
- Mrs. Slocombe: Ah, well, it comes complete with bridegroon, and the full trousseau. And if you pull this cord, it talks.
- Bridal Doll: [Cord is pulled from its back] I love you. I love you. I do. I do.
- Mrs. Slocombe: Isn't that beautiful? Can't you just picture the scene? There she stands by the bridegroom. They're stood in front of the altar. The organ's playing, the ceremony's coming to a climax. She turns to him and utters those immortal words that he'll remember forever.
- Bridal Doll: [Cord is pulled from its back] I want to go to the potty.
- Captain Peacock: In this area we have the mechanical cuddlies
- Mrs. Slocombe: But they're all dogs. Is there no demand for mechanical pussies?
- Captain Peacock: I am told that people prefer the real thing.
- Captain Peacock: We're all to be replaced on mass!
- Mrs. Slocombe: Well, the miserable old devil!
- Mr. Humphries: My horoscope said I was going to get a new position. But I interpreted it quite differently.
- Miss Brahms: Perhaps some Arab sheik has bought us all.
- Mr. Lucas: Mrs. Slocombe will come into her own, then, won't she? They like 'em big in the east... come to think of it, she's very big in the south as well.