Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

Big Brother (1974)

Donald Morley: Mr. Clegg

Photos 

Quotes 

• [Mr. Clegg takes Miss Brahms' handbag for inspection] 

  Mr. Clegg : Would you mind opening it for me please?

  Miss Shirley Brahms : All that's in here is my working bra.

  [Mr. Clegg draws out a brassiere] 

  Mr. Lucas : Do you mean the other one doesn't work?

• Mr. Clegg : [to Mr. Humphries]  Excuse me, Sir, what's that suspicious looking bulge?

  Mr. Humphries : I beg your pardon?

  Mr. Clegg : In your pocket, Sir. - May I see it, please?

  Mr. Humphries : [to Mr. Lucas]  Shouldn't he have a search warrant?

  Mr. Lucas : Why? It's never bothered you before.