Are You Being Served? (TV Series)
Big Brother (1974)
Wendy Richard: Miss Brahms
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Quotes
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[Mr. Clegg takes Miss Brahms' handbag for inspection]
Mr. Clegg : Would you mind opening it for me please?
Miss Shirley Brahms : All that's in here is my working bra.
[Mr. Clegg draws out a brassiere]
Mr. Lucas : Do you mean the other one doesn't work?
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Miss Shirley Brahms : Honestly, I can't understand why people want to buy old-fashioned underwear like this. I mean, that's not gonna turn her old man on, is it?
Mrs. Slocombe : Perhaps she wants to turn him off.
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Miss Shirley Brahms : [to Captain Peacock] You ought to have 'em cut off.
Mrs. Slocombe : Have what cut off?
Miss Shirley Brahms : His hands. He's like an octopus. - They're all over the place.
Mrs. Slocombe : Oh, I know, and so cold.
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Mrs. Slocombe : [Everyone is hesitating to confront the suspicious-looking man] Oh, you're as weak as water! WEAK AS WATER!
[Marches over, display bust in hand]
Captain Stephen Peacock : Be careful!
Mrs. Slocombe : Hey, you!
[Smashes it over the man's head and he falls to the floor]
Mrs. Slocombe : Oh, his mustache has come off...
Miss Shirley Brahms : [Sees who was under the false hair] Oh! It's the store detective!
Captain Stephen Peacock : [addresses the CCTV camera] I did advise caution!