Are You Being Served? (TV Series)
Camping In (1973)
David Rowlands: The Man with the Large Bra
Quotes
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Mrs. Slocombe : Are you being served, sir?
The Large Bra Customer : Uh, no. Do you have a male assistant on this counter?
Mrs. Slocombe : No, sir. This is ladies underwear.
The Large Bra Customer : I just thought you might have a man to help you.
Mrs. Slocombe : No, sir. There isn't much demand for that sort of thing at Grace Brothers.
The Large Bra Customer : Ah. Well, er... I want to purchase a bra.
Miss Brahms : [surprised] What size do you take?
Mrs. Slocombe : That'll do, Miss Brahms.
The Large Bra Customer : Oh, no. It's for my fiancée. She's a young girl.
Mrs. Slocombe : Oh, congratulations. Have you any idea what size the young lady takes?
The Large Bra Customer : Well...
Mrs. Slocombe : Miss Brahms, go and polish something.
The Large Bra Customer : [hands Mrs Slocombe a brassiere] I managed to knock this off when she wasn't looking.
Mrs. Slocombe : Oh, how clever of you
[examining the garment]
Mrs. Slocombe : Mmm, she's a healthy girl, isn't she. Miss Brahms, get out the 44s. The Kilimanjaro range.