Are You Being Served? (TV Series)
Camping In (1973)
Frank Thornton: Captain Peacock
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Quotes
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Captain Stephen Peacock : Oh, yes, it brought back memories of the army. The lads, the heat, the sunset and the endless shifting sands.
Mr. Lucas : How long were you at Bognor Regis, Captain Peacock?
Captain Stephen Peacock : Mr. Lucas, when you were at school, I was with some of the toughest soldiers in the world, chasing Rommel through the desert.
Mr. Humphries : Some people have all the luck.
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Mr. Lucas : [about Mr. Grainger] Hello, Churchill's having one of his catnaps again. Somebody better wake him up. It's time to go to bed.
Captain Stephen Peacock : Mr. Humphries?
Mr. Humphries : Are you free, Mr. Grainger?
Mr. Ernest Grainger : [waking up] Yes, yes, I'm free, Mr. Humphries.
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Captain Stephen Peacock : Mrs. Slocombe, what is Miss Brahms doing in that tent?
Mrs. Slocombe : Knowing you, I'm surprised you haven't looked.
Miss Brahms : He has and I was putting on me pajamas.
Mrs. Slocombe : Captain Peacock!
Captain Stephen Peacock : The point is, Mrs. Slocombe, that this large tent is for yourself and Miss Brahms.
Mrs. Slocombe : There's going to be no one in my boudoir when I blow out the candle.
Captain Stephen Peacock : I have no other accommodation. Where am I supposed to bivouac?
Mrs. Slocombe : I don't care, whack. It's nothing to do with me.
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Captain Stephen Peacock : I was trying to get Miss Brahms and Mrs. Slocombe together in the same tent.
Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : What, all three of you?
Captain Stephen Peacock : No, Sir. I don't want to share with the ladies.
Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : Ah good.
Captain Stephen Peacock : I want to share with you.
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Captain Stephen Peacock : Mrs. Slocombe? Are you free, Mrs. Slocombe?