Are You Being Served? (TV Series)
Christmas Crackers (1975)
Nicholas Smith: Mr. Rumbold
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[Everyone sings a song 'Christmas time is here"]
Captain Stephen Peacock : Holly, mistletoe, big fir trees And once again a splendid reason To celebrate the festive season, Christmas time is here!
Mr. Mash : I've knocked up a land enchanted, Christmas trees freshly planted. And the reason for my smile- The overtime made it worthwhile!
Mr. Ernest Grainger : I, although a senior member, Get lightheaded in November.
Mr. Lucas : That's why he's dressed up as an egg, And I've lost half my inside leg.
Mrs. Slocombe : Speaking on behalf of blouses, It's rather drafty 'round the houses.
Miss Shirley Brahms : That must be why I saw you shiver.
Captain Stephen Peacock : You should have worn a bigger quiver!
[all sing chorus]
Captain Stephen Peacock , Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : Even we so far above you At Christmas time just want to love you.
Captain Stephen Peacock : I, after all, must be a sport.
Mr. Ernest Grainger : I trust I shan't be taken short.
Miss Shirley Brahms : Mr. Humphries looks so charming.
Mrs. Slocombe : It's his smile that's so disarming.
Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : How kind! But if I were a prince I'd still like Christmas pud and mince.
[all sing chorus]
Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : [Young Mr. Grace is brought in]
Captain Stephen Peacock : Young Mr. Grace!
Mrs. Slocombe : And there's the bell!
Captain Stephen Peacock , Mr. Mash , Mr. Ernest Grainger , Mr. Lucas , Mrs. Slocombe , Miss Shirley Brahms , Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold , Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : Sit down, sir; you've done very well! We're so happy with our grotto
Mr. Mash : Here's a bottle. Let's get blotto!