Are You Being Served? (TV Series)
Cold Comfort (1974)
Larry Martyn: Mr. Mash
Quotes
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Mr. Dick Lucas : Mr. Humphries, what are you doing?
Mr Humphries : I'm warming me hands in the cashmere. It was so cold last night, I had to iron the sheets before I got into bed.
Mr. Dick Lucas : I tell ya, these power cuts make me wish I was married.
Mr. Mash : Psst. Gov'nor. Psst. Here, lads, what about a cup of under-the-counter cocoa, then?
Mr. Dick Lucas : Oh, yeah. Don't let Peacock see.
Mr. Mash : Well if he complains, he won't get one.
Mr. Dick Lucas : [referring to Mr. Mash] Ha-ha-ha... He's one of us.
[is about to take a sip of the hot chocolate Mr. Mash provided]
Mr. Mash : Ten pence each.
Mr Humphries : He's not one of us.
[he and Mr. Lucas put their hot chocolates back on Mr. Mash's tray]
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Mr. Mash : [whispering] Nice hot cup of cocoa, Captain?
Captain Peacock : [reaches for cup, then hesitates] Leave the floor.
Mr. Mash : I'll leave one round the back for you.
Captain Peacock : I didn't hear that.
Mr. Mash : [shouts] I said I'd leave one round the back for you!