- Captain Peacock: [after suggesting sharing a flat on the top floor of Grace Brothers with Miss Belfridge] Going up here, just relaxing, it could regenerate one!
- Mrs. Slocombe: [smirks at Miss Brahms] It could even regenerate two.
- Captain Peacock: [Cedric and his mother walk out of the lift] Good morning, madam. Are you being served?
- [Cedric shoots him in the face with a water gun]
- Lady Customer: [turns to Captain Peacock] I'm so sorry - it's his birthday.
- Mrs. Slocombe: [Cedric and his mother walk up to the counter] Oh, what a dear little boy!
- [Cedric shoots her in the face with his water gun]
- Lady Customer: [observing Mrs. Slocombe being shot with the water gun] It's his birthday.
- Mrs. Slocombe: Oh! What a pity I can't give him something.