Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

Goodbye Mrs. Slocombe (1985)

Mike Berry: Mr. Spooner

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• Captain Peacock : Who pinged Miss Featherstone's posterior? Own up at once. Spooner?

  Mr. Spooner : No, sir!

  Captain Peacock : Humphries?

  Mr. Humphries : No, sir.

  Captain Peacock : [turns to Miss Featherstone]  Are you sure it wasn't static in your suspender belt?

  Miss Featherstone : I don't wear one.

  [Captain Peacock quickly stifles a chuckle] 

  Miss Featherstone : I say, it wasn't you, was it?

  Captain Peacock : [indignant]  I beg your pardon?

  Miss Featherstone : I'm sorry. My nerves are a little frayed. My first day up here, I suppose.

  [Miss Featherstone walks away; Captain Peacock goes over to the men's department] 

  Captain Peacock : Fancy accusing a senior floor walker!

  Mr. Humphries : Ridiculous.

  [beat] 

  Mr. Humphries : By the way, good shot.

  Captain Peacock : I thought so, too... er, whoever did it.