Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

Roots? (1981)

Arthur English: Mr. Harman

Quotes 

• Miss Brahms : [walks onto the floor with Mrs. Slocombe, carrying candles because the lights are out]  We spent 10p for these candles, and we still couldn't find the ladies' room.

  Mr. Beverley Harman : Why don't you pop down to Pets? They've got a special offer on kitty litter.

  Mrs. Slocombe : Captain Peacock, are you going to just stand there and let me be insulted?

  Captain Peacock : This seems as good a place as any.

  [Mr. Spooner walks in with a handheld, non-electric lamp] 

  Captain Peacock : Oh, that's better.

  Mr. Bert Spooner : I had to kiss three girls in Camping to get this.

  Miss Brahms : But there's only two girls in Camping, and a man with a beard!

  Mr. Bert Spooner : So I found out when I lit the lamp.