Are You Being Served? (TV Series)
The Clock (1974)
Larry Martyn: Mr. Mash
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Quotes
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Mr. Mash : [announcing Captain Peacock's arrival] Captain Stephen Peacock! RASC, C of E, hero of the Battle of Catterick NAAFI, holder of the Hot Cross Bun and Bar...
Captain Peacock : [cuts him off in irritation] That will do, Mr Mash.
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Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : I would ask all those present to ensure that their glasses are fully charged.
Mrs. Slocombe : [drunk] Oh, mine seems to be empty!
Mr. Mash : [refilling her glass] God blimey, Mrs Slocombe, you got hollow legs, have ya?
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Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : Mr Mash, my compliments to the trio, and would you ask them to take an interval?
Mr. Mash : [handing him tray of dirty plates] Certainly, sir.
[Mr Mash approaches the orchestra]
Mr. Mash : [yelling] Oi! Jug Ears says belt up for five minutes!
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Mr. Mash : Psst! Oi!
Mrs. Slocombe : Is that the way you usually attract a lady's attention, Mr. Mash?
Mr. Mash : No. Usually, I go up from behind and go... way-hey-hey!
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Mr. Mash : 'Ere y'are, six pairs of tights... and six pairs of Pussy Boots.
Mrs. Slocombe : Six pairs of what?
Mr. Mash : Pussy Boots. Fur slippers. And we got a new sales gimmick as well for 'em. Here you are. Look at that.
Mrs. Slocombe : Whatever's that?
Mr. Mash : One electric pussy. Battery operated.
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Young Mr. Grace : You've all done very well.
Captain Peacock , Miss Brahms , Mrs. Slocombe , Mr. Humphries , Mr. Grainger , Mr. Lucas , Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold , Mr. Mash : Thank you, Mr. Grace.
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[last lines]
Captain Peacock , Mrs. Slocombe , Miss Brahms , Mr. Humphries , Mr. Lucas , Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold , Mr. Mash , Mrs. Grainger : For he's a jolly good fellow, and so say all of us.