Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

The Club (1978)

John Inman: Mr. Humphries

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Quotes 

• Mr. Percival Tebbs : No one was allowed into the Club without his tie.

  Miss Brahms : But girls don't wear ties.

  Mr. Lucas : You could have Club Drawers

  Mr. Humphries : Mrs Slocombe wouldn't be allowed in without her drawers.

  Mr. Lucas : [Mrs Slocombe and Mr Lucas stand up]  It wasn't me, it was him

  [points to Mr Humphries] 

  Mrs. Slocombe : Mr Humphries, I'm surprised at you!

• Mr. Percival Tebbs : What are we voting about?

  Mr. Humphries : It's about being rude to Mrs Slocombe.

  Mr. Percival Tebbs : [raising his hand]  I've no objection to that.