Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

The Club (1978)

Mollie Sugden: Mrs. Slocombe

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Quotes 

• Mr. Percival Tebbs : No one was allowed into the Club without his tie.

  Miss Brahms : But girls don't wear ties.

  Mr. Lucas : You could have Club Drawers

  Mr. Humphries : Mrs Slocombe wouldn't be allowed in without her drawers.

  Mr. Lucas : [Mrs Slocombe and Mr Lucas stand up]  It wasn't me, it was him

  [points to Mr Humphries] 

  Mrs. Slocombe : Mr Humphries, I'm surprised at you!

• Mrs. Slocombe : [Handing a bosomy customer a shopping bag]  There we are, madam. Thank you so much for your custom. And if the D cup isn't comfy, do bring it back. We'll see what we can do with the hat stretcher.