Are You Being Served? (TV Series)
The Hand of Fate (1975)
Trevor Bannister: Mr. Lucas
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Quotes
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Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : [to Mrs. Slocombe] Well, I used to have these funny turns, you see. When I was fifteen, I had the sensation of floating out of my body and looking down at myself lying in bed in my pyjamas.
Mrs. Betty Slocombe : What were you doing?
Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : Nothing. I was just lying there.
Miss Shirley Brahms : Ooh, isn't it creepy?
Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : I've learned to do it at will since then. I can pop out of my body whenever I like.
Mrs. Betty Slocombe : Oh, I wish I could.
Mr. Dick Lucas : If I had a body like hers, I wouldn't come back.
[Mrs. Slocombe stands and glares at him]
Mr. Dick Lucas : I'm sorry, Mrs. Slocombe. Just a joke. Just a joke, Mrs. Slocombe.
Mrs. Betty Slocombe : When I first joined Grace Brothers, juniors weren't allowed to sit with the seniors.
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Mr. Ernest Grainger : I am going to suggest to Captain Peacock that you take over my position. Do you think you could cope?
Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : I'm sure I could, Mr. Grainger. Especially with your hand to guide me.
Mr. Ernest Grainger : And do you... Do you think that Lucas is capable of taking over from you?
Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : With my hand to guide him.
Mr. Ernest Grainger : Well, better consult him.
Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : Are you free, Mr. Lucas?
Mr. Dick Lucas : Yes, you have just caught me at a free moment, Mr. Humphries.