Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

The Hand of Fate (1975)

Larry Martyn: Mr. Mash

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Mr. Mash : 'Ere.

  Mrs. Betty Slocombe : I do not answer to "'ere", Mr. Mash.

  Mr. Mash : Alright, then. - Oi!

  [blows raspberry] 

  Mrs. Betty Slocombe : What is it, Mr. Mash?

  Mr. Mash : Did you put in an order for twenty seven galvanized buckets?

  Mrs. Betty Slocombe : And what would I be doing in Ladies' department with twenty seven galvanised buckets? This is Ladies' department, not a farmyard.

  Mr. Mash : Well you could be milking a jersey.