Arrested Development (TV Series)

Bringing Up Buster (2003)

Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth

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Quotes 

• Buster : [about Lucille]  It's like she gets off on being withholding.

  Michael Bluth : Whoa, Buster!

  Gob : Look who's ragging on the old lady!

  Buster : Because I'm an uptight

  [long bleep] 

  Buster : Buster

  [long bleep] 

  Buster : you old horny slut!

  Michael Bluth : [stunned]  Nobody's going to top that.

• Michael : [after being burned by the Cornballer]  Mother of God! Oh! Every damn time! Oh, this is a big one!

• Michael : [on Buster's bike accident]  You were flying today, buddy.

  Buster : Yes, I was flying. But a little too close to the sun.

  Lucille : You let him go in the sun?

• Narrator : [Michael and Buster are putting on biking gear]  Michael decides to fill the void left by his son with his brother.

  Michael : You know, I'm in pretty good shape. You could be eating my dust out there!

  Narrator : And Buster was giving as good as he received.

  Buster : Yeah, and you could be

  [loooooong expletive] 

  Buster : that's gonna

  [looooong expletive] 

  Buster : !

  Michael : [stunned]  Well, let's hope it doesn't come to that.

• Michael : Oh, and I'm sure you know better than anyone, Lindsay. No borders, no limits, oh go ahead, touch the Cornballer...

• [Lucille is trying to convince Michael to take Buster off her hands] 

  Michael Bluth : Okay, he can hang out, but he's going to work. This is not going to be a day at the beach.

  [the camera pans out to show that Buster's wearing beach clothes] 

• Michael : [in a meeting, Buster is making lots of noise building a bike]  We're here, and we're focused, and...

  [interrupts] 

  Michael : BUSTER! You cant do that in the snack room, pal?

  Buster : Mom told me to stay away from microwaves.