- Michael: [in police car] What'd you do?
- George Michael: Just trying to be a good guy.
- Michael: Me too... let's go visit Pop-Pop.
- [while George-Michael and Maeby are going through files at the patent office, Maeby sticks her gum to the cabinet]
- George-Michael Bluth: What are you doing? They're going to know we were here!
- Mae "Maeby" Fünke: They already know that. Our fingerprints are all over the room.
- George-Michael Bluth: You said they wouldn't check for fingerprints!
- Mae "Maeby" Fünke: I said don't wear your mittens. They look ridiculous on the security camera.
- George-Michael Bluth: THERE'S A SECURITY CAMERA?
- Gob: Give me a Gob!
- George-Michael Bluth: Gob!
- Gob: No, I didn't mean for you to yell my name at me. It's what I call a double-dipped banana with everything on it.