Arrested Development (TV Series)

In God We Trust (2003)

Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth

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Quotes 

• Michael : My mother is opposed to the idea of hiring a new attorney. She'll probably refuse to enter the room if she sees you.

  Wayne Jarvis : I shall hide behind the couch.

  [and he does just that] 

  Michael : Guy's a pro.

• Michael : There's a big bowl of candy in my office, why don't you go eat it?

  [Lucille enters and while the door is closing] 

  Wayne Jarvis : Wayne Jarvis, attorney at law. I have a responsibility to tell you that there is *no* candy in this office.

• Michael : Yes, this is Michael Bluth for Barry.

  Barry Zuckerkorn : [to his secretary]  I'm not here!

  Barry's Secretary : Barry's not in right now. Would you like to leave her a message?

  Michael : Yeah, tell her she needs to whisper a little softer next time, *and* I'm not paying for this phone call!

  Barry Zuckerkorn : I am not a girl, you...

  Barry's Secretary : [pulls out a tape recorder]  Go ahead, call me something. I'm redecorating my kitchen.

• Gob : [chasing after Michael]  Michael, I'm on to you! The Spanish lessons! If you're headed for Portugal, it's due south!

  Michael : What? No it isn't!

• Lucille : You idiots. If he sees me with Wayne...

  Michael : ...we'll be stuck with Barry.

  Wayne Jarvis : I shall duck behind that little garbage car.

  [Wayne goes to hide] 

  Michael : Guy's a pro.

• Barry Zuckerkorn : Okay. First of all--

  [looks at Lucille Bluth] 

  Barry Zuckerkorn : What are you doing? Pilates? Because no 40-year old woman should look like that.

  Michael : Well, no 40-year old woman does look like that.

• Barry Zuckerkorn : Okay. I'm going to get out of your hair. We'll talk about this money later in the week.

  Michael : Excuse me. We're not going to pay $20,000 to get my dad out for one day.

  Barry Zuckerkorn : No. It's a bond. It's all refundable, unlike my time.