Arrested Development (TV Series)

In God We Trust (2003)

Henry Winkler: Barry Zuckerkorn

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• Michael : Yes, this is Michael Bluth for Barry.

  Barry Zuckerkorn : [to his secretary]  I'm not here!

  Barry's Secretary : Barry's not in right now. Would you like to leave her a message?

  Michael : Yeah, tell her she needs to whisper a little softer next time, *and* I'm not paying for this phone call!

  Barry Zuckerkorn : I am not a girl, you...

  Barry's Secretary : [pulls out a tape recorder]  Go ahead, call me something. I'm redecorating my kitchen.

• Barry Zuckerkorn : Okay. First of all--

  [looks at Lucille Bluth] 

  Barry Zuckerkorn : What are you doing? Pilates? Because no 40-year old woman should look like that.

  Michael : Well, no 40-year old woman does look like that.

• Barry Zuckerkorn : Okay. I'm going to get out of your hair. We'll talk about this money later in the week.

  Michael : Excuse me. We're not going to pay $20,000 to get my dad out for one day.

  Barry Zuckerkorn : No. It's a bond. It's all refundable, unlike my time.

• Narrator : ...And Michael was forced to, once again, call in the counsel of Barry Zuckercorn.

  George Bluth Sr. : Thank you for coming down on Christmas Eve.

  Barry Zuckerkorn : Oh, it's like any other day, except that I bill double.