Arrested Development (TV Series)

Key Decisions (2003)

Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth

Quotes 

• Michael : Lindsay, you have to cut back on everything, okay? I'm even selling the corporate jet.

  Lindsay Funke : Great. So now we don't have a car or a jet? Why don't we just take an ad out in I'm Poor Magazine?

  Michael : Look, I'm trying to get developments started, all right? I've got six guys on bulldozers waiting to get underway.

  Lindsay Funke : Bulldozing?

  Michael : Yup.

  Lindsay Funke : Well, what about the trees?

  Michael : Oh, we're just gonna cover them with blankets. I'm ripping them out.

  Lindsay Funke : Anything for a buck, right? You are so materialistic.

  Michael : Don't suddenly turn this into one of your causes.

  Lindsay Funke : It's not suddenly, Michael. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

  Michael : I'll never forget your wedding.

  Lindsay Funke : I care deeply for nature.

  Michael : You're wearing ostrich skin boots.

  Lindsay Funke : Well, I don't care about ostriches.

• Michael : [to GOB]  I keep saying "What's more important than family"?

  Lucille : MICHAEL!

  Michael : It's mom, hide!

• Michael Bluth : Watch out for bridges and hop-ons. You're going to get some hop-ons.