Arrested Development (TV Series)

Key Decisions (2003)

Portia de Rossi: Lindsay Bluth Fünke

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• Lindsay Funke : You know, we're not the only ones destroying trees. What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist, why don't you go club a few beavers?

  Johnny Bark : You don't really get nature, do you?

• Michael : Lindsay, you have to cut back on everything, okay? I'm even selling the corporate jet.

  Lindsay Funke : Great. So now we don't have a car or a jet? Why don't we just take an ad out in I'm Poor Magazine?

  Michael : Look, I'm trying to get developments started, all right? I've got six guys on bulldozers waiting to get underway.

  Lindsay Funke : Bulldozing?

  Michael : Yup.

  Lindsay Funke : Well, what about the trees?

  Michael : Oh, we're just gonna cover them with blankets. I'm ripping them out.

  Lindsay Funke : Anything for a buck, right? You are so materialistic.

  Michael : Don't suddenly turn this into one of your causes.

  Lindsay Funke : It's not suddenly, Michael. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

  Michael : I'll never forget your wedding.

  Lindsay Funke : I care deeply for nature.

  Michael : You're wearing ostrich skin boots.

  Lindsay Funke : Well, I don't care about ostriches.

• Narrator : Michael was enjoying his time with Marta, and Lindsay was bonding with the man in the tree.

  Johnny Bark : You have no idea what it's like to save a living thing!

  Lindsay Funke : For your information, I do! Tobias and I used to be huge advocates for change. I guess that's why I was so attracted to him. He used to believe in things. We both did.

  Johnny Bark : Where is he now?

  Lindsay Funke : [sighs]  He's at a weekend stage-fighting workshop with Carl Weathers.