Arrested Development (TV Series)

Let 'Em Eat Cake (2004)

Will Arnett: Gob Bluth

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• Gob : Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

  Michael : You want to be in charge?

  Gob : Yeah.

  Michael : You want to deal with what I deal with? A sister who takes your money and throws it away. A mother who you can't trust. A company whose founder may be on trial for treason. Is that what you want?

  Gob : What kind of vacation time does it offer?

• Gob : Nothing works in this house.

  Michael : Tell me about it.

  Lindsay Funke : Is that a shot at me?

  Gob : Probably.

  Lindsay Funke : Because for your information, I got a job.

  Michael : Really? What kind of job?

  Lindsay Funke : Beads.

  Gob : Bees?

  Lindsay Funke : Beads.

  Gob : Beads?

  Michael : Gob's not on board.

• Gob : I'm in charge now. I speak for this family. I mean... I could if you wanted me to. I'd rather not, obviously. Don't know what I'd say. Why do I have to be the one? I don't need this. Why does this have to become my problem? No, I'm out. Forget it. Find somebody else. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of doing everything for this family

• Gob : I've got a meeting with Dad's attorney today. He's going to want me to take a lie detector test to use as evidence in Dad's trial, but I don't want to. What if they ask about a magic trick? I can't risk it.

  Michael Bluth : They're not going to ask you anything. They want me to take the polygraph test.

  Gob : But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will.

  Michael Bluth : Oh, sure, I will.

• Gob : The zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. Sick of playing second fiddle. Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel.

  [Thinks for a moment] 

  Gob : There are six things I'm mad about...

• Buster Bluth : I didn't even know we were calling him big bear.

  Gob : We never had a chance to!

• Gob : What about hash browns?

  Kitty Sanchez : No, because hash browns are potatoes.

  Gob : So, you really can't eat anything on this diet. Wow, I wonder how this is going to affect my honey business.

  Kitty Sanchez : G.O.B., I have seen you get passed over, time and time again by your family. You don't deserve that, you're smarter than them.

  Gob : What about macaroni... let me finish... salad?