"Arrested Development" Not Without My Daughter (TV Episode 2004) - Jason Bateman as Michael Bluth

Maebe : So, you killed Kitty, huh?

Michael : No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.

[whoops and hollers heard from the conference room]

Michael : And apparently, a fun one. Why don't we go see what's going on in the back, shall we?

Maebe : Were those the last words Kitty ever heard?
[Barry has a hooker with him during "Take Your Daughter to Work Day"]

Michael : I didn't know you had a daughter.

Barry Zuckerkorn : I don't.

Charlotte : I thought you wanted me to call you Daddy.

Barry Zuckerkorn : Why don't you wait for Daddy in the car?
Detective Fallows : Are you willing to take a polygraph?

Barry Zuckerkorn : [Michael refers to his lawyer for advice, who whispers rather loudly] Are you nuts?

Michael : [to the detective] Not without a better lawyer.
Michael : Hang on. Gob. You're not going to put that in. There's nudity on that. Maeby, why don't you go upstairs and get dressed.

Tobias Fünke : I must warn you, Michael, she doesn't respond well to strict directives.

Maebe : Alright.

Tobias Fünke : That was odd.

Michael : Not really. Kids love boundaries. I mean, look at these girls. Is this what you want?

Tobias Fünke : Oh, God, no.

Michael : This could be where your daughter is headed.

Tobias Fünke : Oh, no, no, I don't want this for Maeby either.

Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth