Arrested Development (TV Series)

Not Without My Daughter (2004)

David Cross: Tobias Fünke

Quotes 

• Narrator : As a psychotherapist, Tobias was on the forefront of the self-esteem movement.

  Patient : I keep getting this longing. This urge... does that make me a...

  Mae 'Maebe' Funke : [interrupting]  Homosexual...

  Tobias Fünke : Maebe, please. Although she's probably right though, you probably are a homosexual.

• Tobias Fünke : [after the Girls With Low Self Esteem video only shows the parts of GOB's magic act where he screws up]  Douche chillllllllll...

• Michael : Hang on. Gob. You're not going to put that in. There's nudity on that. Maeby, why don't you go upstairs and get dressed.

  Tobias Fünke : I must warn you, Michael, she doesn't respond well to strict directives.

  Maebe : Alright.

  Tobias Fünke : That was odd.

  Michael : Not really. Kids love boundaries. I mean, look at these girls. Is this what you want?

  Tobias Fünke : Oh, God, no.

  Michael : This could be where your daughter is headed.

  Tobias Fünke : Oh, no, no, I don't want this for Maeby either.