Arrested Development (TV Series)
Pilot (2003)
Michael Cera: George-Michael Bluth
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Quotes
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Michael Bluth : What have we always said is the most important thing?
George Michael Bluth : Breakfast
Michael Bluth : Family
George Michael Bluth : Oh, right. Family. I thought you meant of the things you eat.
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George Michael Bluth : Well I'd rather live like this than be like my aunts and uncles whose eyes have never stung from the sweet sweat of a hard days work.
Michael : Whoa, whoa, whoa, where you getting all that?
George Michael Bluth : From you, you say it every couple of years when they come out to visit.
Michael : Well you're right, they are spoiled.
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Michael Bluth : What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing?
George-Michael Bluth : Breakfast.
Michael Bluth : Family.
George-Michael Bluth : Family, right. I thought you meant of the things you eat.
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[George Michael meets Maebe for the first time]
Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Excuse me. I bought one of your frozen bananas and when I bit into it, I found this!
[she shows him the foot she cut off of Lucille's fox wrap]
George Michael Bluth : That looks like a foot.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke : It tasted like a foot! Which I really didn't mind except I believe I asked for no nuts.
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George Michael Bluth : Uncle Gob? Uncle Gob?
Gob : Give me a dollar, no! the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind. Some say wealth is an illusion, well let's just see. For one moment it's here and the next... Monopoly. You don't have it do you?
George Michael Bluth : I think I might.
Gob : Thats good cause alot of the pieces are missing. Ah, to play monopoly with my family again. I'd give anything to be eight.
George Michael Bluth : I'm thirteen.
Gob : Nah, I wasn't crazy about thirteen. The acne, the self-consciousness, the erections. You okay?
George Michael Bluth : Yeah, I'm good
Gob : Hey! there's the man I came to see.
George Michael Bluth : Uh, Uncle Gob where's the twenty?
Gob : Hey! a magician never reveals his secrets, that's what I started the whole alliance about.
George Michael Bluth : I don't need the secret I just need the...
Gob : What you need to know...
[dramatic pause]
Gob : Is that it's magic.
George Michael Bluth : Wow... It's so much like stealing.
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George Michael Bluth : Ten cents gets ya nuts.