Arrested Development (TV Series)

Public Relations (2004)

Portia de Rossi: Lindsay Bluth Fünke

Quotes 

• Lindsay Bluth Fünke : [about the Milford Academy]  Buster was the only one who ever liked it.

  Narrator : Buster so excelled at being neither seen nor heard that he remained at the school a full two semesters after he was supposed to graduate.

• Lucille : Your sister and I tried to get into that new restaurant, Rud, and they wouldn't let us in.

  [Flashback] 

  Maitre'D : Mrs. Bluth, there's absolutely no room.

  Lindsay Bluth Fünke : Come on. I've suddenly lost my appetite.

  Lucille : Oh, who's going to believe that?

  Narrator : With her blood sugar at a perilous low, Lucille made Lindsay pull into the nearest restaurant.

  Waitress : Welcome to Klimpy's! Anywhere you like!

  Lucille : [to Lindsay]  This does not bode well.

  [after they're seated, to waitress] 

  Lucille : I'll have the Ike and Tina Tuna.

  Waitress : Plate or platter?

  Lucille : I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

  Waitress : And what would you like?

  Lindsay Bluth Fünke : I want my old life back.

• Lindsay Bluth Fünke : [reading the article]  "Lindsay's a combative, entitled princess"? I should hire someone to kick your ass for that!

  Michael : Save your money.

  Lindsay Bluth Fünke : You're right, I'll do it myself.

  Michael : We're through. I don't want my son reading any more articles in the paper about us.

  Jessie Bowers : Oh your son, stop using him as an excuse for everything you do. I told him that he was getting in the way of your happiness.

  Michael : You said that to my son? You're on your own. Ladies...

  [a riot breaks out in the restaurant]