Arrested Development (TV Series)
Public Relations (2004)
David Cross: Tobias Fünke
Quotes
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Tobias Fünke : [reading a script with terrible acting] "I don't know what you heard about me, but I'm a different kind of cop. I'm from the streets, and I'm the last cop you'll ever want to mess with in a darkened al - dark alley
[drops the act]
Tobias Fünke : Oh, you know, maybe my wife is right. I'm not cut out to be a DeNiro, or a Regis, or a Pinkett-Smith. I shou...
Carl Weathers : Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tobias, listen to me. Dreams are worth fighting for. Now, are you gonna be an actor, or are you gonna be a doctor?
Tobias Fünke : You're right, Carl Weathers! I should just march into that restaurant where my wife works and...
Carl Weathers : Whoa, your wife works in a restaurant? Do they get free shift meals or a discount on select menu items?
Tobias Fünke : Uh, I don't know.
Carl Weathers : Well, let's find out, man!
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George Michael Bluth : You know, I have a job.
Tobias Fünke : [coughing] Kiss ass... well we were all thinking it.
Buster : Uh, I'm unclear about what it is exactly you do...
Jessie Bowers : Excellent question, what a publicist does is...
Buster : No, no, no I was talking to George Michael. When did you get a job?
George Michael Bluth : At the banana stand.
Buster : Oh! Duh! I thought you meant like a plumber or something and I was like 'when did that happen?'
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Gob Bluth : I'm sorry. Isn't Michael the least likable one in the family?
Jessie : No. There are very few intelligent, attractive, and straight men in this town.
Tobias Fünke : Well, that certainly leaves me out.
[the family stares at him]
Tobias Fünke : She... She said single. You did say single, correct? I thought l...