Arrested Development (TV Series)

Public Relations (2004)

Jill Ritchie: Jessie

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Quotes 

• Jessie Bowers : [to George Michael]  Daddy lost his shot at happy, and it's all your fault, Opie.

  Narrator : Jessie had gone too far, and she had best watch her mouth.

• Jessie Bowers : [George Sr. has just become a devout Jew]  Your father is religious now?

  Michael : Yeah.

  Jessie Bowers : We'll play that up, it's very sympathetic.

  Lucille : Yeah, who doesn't love the Jews?

• George Michael Bluth : You know, I have a job.

  Tobias Fünke : [coughing]  Kiss ass... well we were all thinking it.

  Buster : Uh, I'm unclear about what it is exactly you do...

  Jessie Bowers : Excellent question, what a publicist does is...

  Buster : No, no, no I was talking to George Michael. When did you get a job?

  George Michael Bluth : At the banana stand.

  Buster : Oh! Duh! I thought you meant like a plumber or something and I was like 'when did that happen?'

• Lindsay Bluth Fünke : [reading the article]  "Lindsay's a combative, entitled princess"? I should hire someone to kick your ass for that!

  Michael : Save your money.

  Lindsay Bluth Fünke : You're right, I'll do it myself.

  Michael : We're through. I don't want my son reading any more articles in the paper about us.

  Jessie Bowers : Oh your son, stop using him as an excuse for everything you do. I told him that he was getting in the way of your happiness.

  Michael : You said that to my son? You're on your own. Ladies...

  [a riot breaks out in the restaurant] 

• Gob Bluth : I'm sorry. Isn't Michael the least likable one in the family?

  Jessie : No. There are very few intelligent, attractive, and straight men in this town.

  Tobias Fünke : Well, that certainly leaves me out.

  [the family stares at him] 

  Tobias Fünke : She... She said single. You did say single, correct? I thought l...