Arrested Development (TV Series)

Shock and Aww (2004)

Heather Graham: Beth Baerly

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• [Michael reveals that George Michael has a crush on Beth] 

  Beth Baerly : He knows we're going out. He saw me this morning

  Michael : No, no, I covered that. I told him that you slept with my brother.

  Beth Baerly : That may be the most unethical thing I've ever heard.

  Michael : Well, you've only been doing this half a semester. Look, it was a preemptive strike. My brother would have *tried* to sleep with you.

• Michael : I'm afraid that I'll have to stop seeing you.

  [she giggles, thinking it's a joke] 

  Michael : I mean, I've enjoyed our time together, but I...

  Beth Baerly : You're serious? This isn't one of your "wife died" jokes?

  Michael : No, I'm afraid this is serious.

• Michael : [after the PTA meeting]  Right and wrong. How can one thing be right and the other be wrong? I guess that's the

  [growl] 

  Michael : of it.

  Beth Baerly : [in high spirits]  Yeah. They just kinda threw this class at me after Mr. Daniel's had a stroke.

  Michael : [laughs]  I had him! That's someth... Well, how is he?

  Beth Baerly : Oh, well, he... had a stroke.

  Michael : Oh, I thought you were kidding.

  Beth Baerly : No, I was just laughing 'cause you were laughing.

  Michael : Oh.

  [beat] 

  Michael : [growl] 

  [they both laugh] 

  Michael : Let me ask you an ethical question. Is it ethical to ask a teacher out for a drink?

  Beth Baerly : I don't know. Is there a wife?

  Michael : Yeah, but she's dead.

  Beth Baerly : [laughing over the "joke"]  Have you ever married?

  Michael : Yeah. She died.

  Beth Baerly : Oh, I'm sorry. Why are we laughing?

  Michael : I don't know. It's... Mr. Daniel's stroke all over again.

  [nervous laughing] 

  Michael : Let's go get that drink.

  Beth Baerly : Yeah.

  Michael : [growl]