Arrested Development (TV Series)
Spring Breakout (2005)
Portia de Rossi: Lindsay Bluth Fünke
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Quotes
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Michael : Gob, I'm going to need you to sneak Mom out of rehab.
Gob : Gee, I didn't think the woman I'd be checking out at Spring Break would be Mom.
Buster : She's better than the whores you date.
Gob : Don't call my escorts whores.
Buster : Mom's still got it!
Gob : I don't date whores!
Lindsay : Stop it, both of you! This objectification of women has got to stop!
Michael : It's just Mom and whores.
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Lindsay : No, how would you like it? Actually, that's not a bad idea. I should turn the tables on men and see how they like being objectified. Men with low self-esteem. Get their clothes off.
Tobias Fünke : That is a great social statement. I shall get the video camera. This is ripe for parody. This is ripe!
Buster : He just wants to see boys' Linuses.
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Gob : [fixes a drink while waiting for an intervention with Lucille]
Michael : Are you pouring a drink? What are you doing?
Gob : What if she's mad?
Lindsay : Good point.
Tobias Fünke : Perhaps I'll have a little sip of something...
Michael : Guys, what could she do to us?... do we have anything single malt?
Narrator : [thirty minutes later] And although the intervention didn't work...
Michael : We think you have a prollen.
Gob : You're a mesh.
Narrator : ...it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties.
