- Gob: I fucked Kitty!
- Michael: Oh, no! I only wanted you to get the information!
- Gob: Michael, I got the information!
- Michael: You did? About the international accounts?
- Gob: [beat] Oh, I see where you're getting at. No, I didn't get the information.
- Michael: Well, you just lost the touchlamp.
- Gob: Michael, no!
- Michael: I'll use the touchlamp to help set the mood in the trailer where Dad's nailing Mom!
- Gob: You are filthy!
- Mae 'Maebe' Funke: [Maebe and George Michael are planning to follow Maebe's parents] Go! Drive!
- George Michael Bluth: Well, it says "Bluth Company" on the side, they'll notice that. Plus it's a staircase, that's going to catch the eye.
- Narrator: The airport stairway vehicle is the last vestige of the Bluth's former wealth. Also, that House Of Pies went out of business.
- Kitty Sanchez: Your wife's on line one.
- Narrator: Michael's wife had been dead for two years.
- Michael: My what?
- Narrator: Kitty realized her mistake.
- Kitty Sanchez: I said, "your wife is on line one."
- Narrator: But not immediately.
- Michael Bluth: Hey, buddy.
- George-Michael Bluth: Where were you?
- Michael Bluth: I had to help out your grandfather and then I had to vow that I would never help your grandfather again. Pretty much a normal day. How are you doing?
- George-Michael Bluth: I'm fine, I guess. It's just... You know, you think of prison as this place full of guilty people and it doesn't bother you that much, but if Pop-Pop could be there, then anybody could be there, and I don't want to go to prison, Dad. I don't think I could take it. I mean, I know I act tough, but I...
- Michael Bluth: Is this what you're worried about? 'Cause, you know, I got news. He's, uh... he's guilty.
- George-Michael Bluth: He is?
- Michael Bluth: Oh, yeah. Incredibly guilty.
- Warden James Buck: [acting friendly] Well, if it isn't "Sincerely Yours.
- Narrator: [as Gob is grabbed and pressed against his parents' trailer] And so, Gob was detained against the window of the trailer his parents were becoming intimate in.
- Gob Bluth: [crying] Oh, God, Mommy, what did you do?
- Narrator: [closing lines] On the next Arrested Development... Tobias talks Lindsay into another session.
- Dr. Phil Gunty: And I decided that... I want to become an actor too.
- [laughs]
- Narrator: And George, Sr. makes good on his promise to come clean with the international accounts.
- George Bluth Sr.: [clearly reluctant] There's a good chance that I... that I may have committed some, uh, light... treason.