Barney Miller (TV Series)
The Spy (1979)
Flip Reade: Leslie Phillips
Quotes
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Bruno Bender : He was scaring customers away
Leslie Phillips : They were entranced
Bruno Bender : Well, no law says I got to let some freak do weird things in front of my store
Leslie Phillips : Mime is the oldest and purest of all art forms
Bruno Bender : Yeah, I got your art right here
Capt. Barney Miller : Okay, let's everybody relax. Just, take it easy, huh? Uh, Dietrich, Do you want to take Mr. Bender's statement ?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Yeah, all right Mr. Bender ?
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Bruno Bender : Hey, hey, wait a minute what about us.
Capt. Barney Miller : Gentlemen, I'm afraid there are still a couple of assault complaints outstanding, unless you two have reconciled
Bruno Bender : Well, look, if promises to stops weirding off in front of my store, it's going to be alright?
Leslie Phillips : Weirding off ? I'm an artist, and artists don't weird off.
Bruno Bender : Who needs it ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Now, Mr. Binder, whatever you think of Mr. Phillips, he does have the ability to draw a crowd and it appears to me, you can turn that to your advantage
Bruno Bender : Can I sue him ?
Leslie Phillips : I don't have no money . But, listen I really could help with your advertising at your store.
Bruno Bender : Oh yeah, sure !
Leslie Phillips : No, No, listen, really, really, I could mine different sporting goods when you have them on sale
Bruno Bender : Yeah
Leslie Phillips : Like... baseball... basketball... tennis... .
Bruno Bender : Let me see mace.
Capt. Barney Miller : Dietrich, I have a feeling Mr. Binder and Mr. Phillips will be leaving us, you want to get their valuables ?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : I saw it coming .