Bat Masterson (TV Series)

The Death of Bat Masterson (1959)

Willard Waterman: Bank Manager

Quotes 

• Bank Manager : The money and the accumulated interest was awarded by the court to Mrs. Masterson.

  Bat Masterson : How's that? Mrs. Masterson?

  Bank Manager : The Masterson widow, sir.

  Bat Masterson : Oh no, wait a minute. In order for a man to have a widow, he must be married and dead - in that order.

• Bank Manager : Now, now this takes clear thinking. This can't be settled in anger, you know.

  Bat Masterson : I'm not angry; I'm just hurt. Nobody had the decency to invite me to my own funeral.