Bat Masterson (TV Series)
Two Graves for Swan Valley (1958)
Gene Barry: Bat Masterson
Quotes
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Bat Masterson : Hey, Smithy! Take care of horse - he's a friend of mine.
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[Bat gives his horse to the blacksmith]
Bat Masterson : Why don't you strip him and rub him down.
Tom Noble, Justice of the Peace : I wouldn't even stay that long!
Bat Masterson : Small town, lots of advice.
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Bat Masterson : Mr. Noble, I don't care if Foley is a rustler, a night rider or a murderer, or if Swan Valley's his Robber's Roost.
Tom Noble, Justice of the Peace : Then you'll be leavin'?
Bat Masterson : Oh, no. I'm stayin'.
Tom Noble, Justice of the Peace : Confound it, why?
Bat Masterson : Well, he said a mean thing to me.
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Molly Doyle : There's something I think you should know about Sergeant Foley.
Bat Masterson : Oh? There's quite a bit I know about him already. Court martialed out of the army, does a lot of night riding so it will be cooler for his horses, contributes to charities such as the Justice of the Peace... Swan Valley's model rustler.
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Molly Doyle : Angus thinks you better leave town. If you don't, Foley'll kill you.
Bat Masterson : There's a law says he won't.
Molly Doyle : What law?
Bat Masterson : Self-preservation.
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[Bat walks down the street wearing his bowler, formal suit and cane]
Pete the Blacksmith : You got the right idea, Masterson.
Bat Masterson : Yes, Pete?
Pete the Blacksmith : Long as you decide to stay, you might as well be dressed to be laid out at any time.
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[Bat buys a license to run a poker game]
Angus McLarnin : Where are you goin' to operate, Bat?
Bat Masterson : Right here: back to the wall, eyes on the front door.
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Sergeant Foley : Some people just can't be told, can they?
Bat Masterson : You're welcome to try your luck.
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Molly Doyle : You're a fool.
Angus McLarnin : But I'm not. If there is a shootout in my place and they get you, I'll be obliged to take the wreckage out of your wallet.
Bat Masterson : Angus, a deal's a deal.
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Bat Masterson : This Foley - where can I find him?
Angus McLarnin : How many draws are there leading into the Tetons? How many huts? How many abandoned ranch houses?
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Dank, Henchman : Congratulations!
[Foley's henchman holds his hand out to Bat]
Bat Masterson : I seldom shake hands. I caught a fungus once.