Batman (TV Series)

A Riddling Controversy (1967)

Burt Ward: Robin

Quotes 

• Robin : Holy Titanic, Batman! We're going down for the last time!

• Batman : As a duly deputised peace officer I order you to drop that sack and give yourself up.

  Riddler : Impossible! Fifteen feet of lethal quicksand!

  Across : They sure don't look defunct to me, Riddler!

  Down : Or demised, departed and dead.

  Riddler : How... how did they survive?

  Robin : Right was on our side, that's how!

• Robin : What are we going to do with four one hundred pound sacks of sodium dichlorite, Batman?

  Batman : Checkmate Riddler! Hopefully.

• Robin : As usual your riddles led us right to you.

  Riddler : You've made the mistake of being predictable yourselves, with your legendary window entrances. Riddle me this: when is a floor like a puzzle?

  [pushes a button and the floor beneath the Dynamic Duo's feet falls apart in jigsaw pieces] 

• Batman : [O'Hara has grabbed Anna Gram around the waist]  Nice catch, Chief.

  Anna Gram : Let go of me, you blue coated baboon!

  Chief O'Hara : [struggling to keep a hold on her]  I'll bet she's the toughest one of the bunch!

  Robin : She's the only one still kicking.

  [and indeed she does kick Robin in the shins]