- Riddler: That mealy mouthed faker. Issued a joint statement with Batman and Robin, did he? Ha ha! Well he knows and we know that the caked crusaders are defunct, departerted, demised... dead!
- Telegram delivery boy: Someone here called Batman?
- Batman: Yes, I'm Batman.
- Telegram delivery boy: Telegram.
- Batman: [on Batmobile Batphone] Commissioner?
- Commissioner Gordon: [on Batphone in his office] Yes, Batman?
- Batman: Could you arrange for the immediate delivery of four one hundred pound sacks of sodium dichlorite to the Batcopter? I'll explain later.
- Commissioner Gordon: Consider it done.
- Batman: As a duly deputised peace officer I order you to drop that sack and give yourself up.
- Riddler: Impossible! Fifteen feet of lethal quicksand!
- Across: They sure don't look defunct to me, Riddler!
- Down: Or demised, departed and dead.
- Riddler: How... how did they survive?
- Robin: Right was on our side, that's how!
- [last lines]
- Professor Charm: Remarkable man. Do you know who he is under the mask?
- Commissioner Gordon: To us, Professor, who he is is nowhere near as important as where he is. At all times.
- Batman: [O'Hara has grabbed Anna Gram around the waist] Nice catch, Chief.
- Anna Gram: Let go of me, you blue coated baboon!
- Chief O'Hara: [struggling to keep a hold on her] I'll bet she's the toughest one of the bunch!
- Robin: She's the only one still kicking.
- [and indeed she does kick Robin in the shins]