Batman (TV Series)
An Egg Grows in Gotham (1966)
Gail Hire: Miss Bacon
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Quotes
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Egghead : I for one am eggshausted. It's been a trying day and I must rest my fantastic brain for tonight.
Batman : [as he lays down, Batman & Robin enter] There'll be no rest for the wicked today, Egghead.
Robin : Boy, do you guys have egg on your faces!
Batman : All the king's horses and all the king's men won't be able to put you together again.
Miss Bacon : Oh, Batman, you're so lyrical.
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Egghead : Long ago my superior intellect deduced that Batman must be a person who was a millionaire and didn't have to work, because crimefighting is such an eggspensive hobby.
Miss Bacon : Which one is it, Eggy-baby?
Egghead : Please, please, Miss Bacon. All of you are approximately the right age, in your early thirties, but I have eliminated you, Mr. Tyler, because you are lefthanded. No, the Caped Crusader is not portsider, and you, Mr. Savage, are out because of your accent. So aside from a couple of aging rock-and-roll singers, you, Mr. Wayne, are the only Gotham city millionaire who is athletically inclined with eggsessive agility. Therefore, you must be Batman!
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Tim Tyler : What do you want from me, Egghead? I am just a poor major league baseball-team-owner.
Miss Bacon : How 'bout season tickets? I love halfbacks.
Egghead : How eggsasperating.