Batman (TV Series)

Batman Sets the Pace (1966)

Cesar Romero: The Joker

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Quotes 

• Henchman #2 : [after Batman and Robin walk up out of the chimney]  Hey, boss, they're gone!

  The Joker : I know that!

  Henchman #2 : But how did they get out?

  The Joker : They took the elevator! What do you think?

• The Joker : [after his cover is blown and his Maharaja costume destroyed]  Egads! I'm deflated!

  Batman : A fitting end for you, Joker. Like the rest of your criminal ilk, you were never anything but a threatening bag of hot air. Chief O'Hara, call your men. Cart this human trash away.

  Chief O'Hara : Right.

• The Joker : What's the matter with you, Batman? I'm the funny man around here!

• The Joker : Egads. The tide is turing against us!

  Jill : Let's scram, Joker!

• Commissioner Gordon : [on phone]  I warn you Joker, if the Maharajah is harmed, we'll hunt you down, if it takes a hundred years.

  The Joker : [on other line]  By that time my jokes will be stale, wouldn't they, Commisioner?

  [laughs]