Batman (TV Series)

Minerva, Mayhem and Millionaires (1968)

Adam West: Batman, Bruce Wayne

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Quotes 

• [series' last lines] 

  Robin : What happened to Batgirl?

  Batman : Who knows, Robin? Who *ever* knows?

• Batman : We'd like the full treatment, please.

  Minerva : Well of course. Register for both. Yourself and your son.

  Batman : [awkward pause]  Although I'd proud if he were, this is not my son, this is Robin the Boy Wonder. I'm Batman.

  Minerva : Oh, I'm so sorry, I couldn't recognize your face. But your physique was very familiar...

  [another awkward pause on Batman's part] 

• [at Minerva's spa] 

  Batman : Yes, I'm looking forward to Minerva's famous eggplant-jelly vitamin scalp massage.

  Atlas : Minerva thought you might pop into the Persimmon Pressurizer first.

  Robin : Persimmon Pressurizer? Holy astringent plum-like fruit!

  Batman : Only astringent until ripe, Robin.

  Apollo : I think you'll find the experience most palatable. This way, gentlemen.

• Robin : [grumbling over their dire predicament]  Holy human-pressure cookers.

  Batman : An apt expression, Robin. Too apt.

• Commissioner Gordon : Batman, how could you have opened a vault, to which you didn't even know the combination, in three seconds flat?

  Batman : [holds up a small hand-held device]  With my "Three Second's Flat Bat Vault Combination Unscrambler", Commissioner.

  Chief O'Hara : Amazing!

• Bruce Wayne : Minerva, after every visit to your spa, I always feel like a new man.

  Minerva : Hm. I feel like a new man too, Bruce.